How many figs can you eat in a day?
That depends on the consequences you're willing to pay!
They hang from the tree, so plump and inviting,
The thought of eating them is oh, so exciting!
But how to obtain them? Herein lies the problem,
High walls and fences are there to protect them
So at dusk and at dawn, two shadows are seen,
Cycling the neighbourhood, looking for trees
Lew is tall and athletic with a physique to boast,
If I stand on his shoulders I reach higher than most!
It doesn't take long to collect up our loot,
Silently, quickly, off home we scoot
We gorge on the flesh, so purple and fruity
In a matter of minutes we've demolished the booty
Well, to leave them to rot would simply be rude,
And it always feels good when you're eating free food!
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